RAISING AMERICANS

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TEACH YOUR KIDS TO LOVE AMERICA.

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Americans aren't born patriotic.

Someone needs to turn that cute little baby or cranky teenager you're responsible for into a freedom loving winning machine. 

Pro tip - that someone is you.

Interested? I should hope so. 

Watch the highly produced video I totally didn't make on my iPhone to learn more. 

 

What is Raising Americans?

A simple system to promote freedom and defeat totalitarianism.

That's what.

We start by defining what makes America exceptional with the Five Pillars of Americanism course. 

It's 6 weeks of freedom living fancy book learnin'. 

You're probably thinking, "phbbbbbt...this sounds boring". 

Incorrect. 

It's the opposite of boring. 

It's badass.  

Get started by hitting the button below or scroll on down for another amazing video. 

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Don't know much about Americanism? That's ok. We've got your back.

 

We know you don't have time to study American history and keep up with current political events. 

But we do. 

Our crack team of socially awkward nerds sits around all day helping me create content to make your life better. 

Sure, they haven't seen the sun in days...but do they REALLY want to go outside? I mean, it's hot out and people will talk to them. 

I justify it this way, their brutal work schedule and near total loss of interpersonal skills are your gain.  

For real. The Raising Americans' fancy book learnin' is so fun you and your kids will wake up early on Saturday morning to see what's new. 

It's like Christmas morning 52 weeks a year. Only you don't have to spend tons of cash on lame gifts your kids won't use for more than 48 hours. 

Stop hesitating.

Pull the trigger.

Hit the button below and get started. 

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The way we see it you have 2 options.

OPTION ONE

Sit on the couch with a bag of chips watching YouTube videos while your kids are turned into freedom hating communists. 

OPTION TWO

Join Raising Americans and turn your kids into God fearing, red blooded American winning machines. 

You know what to do. Hit the button and start today.

USA! USA! USA!

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it on to our children in the bloodstream. The only way they can inherit the freedom we have known is if we fight for it, protect it, defend it, and then hand it to them with the well fought lessons of how they in their lifetime must do the same. And if you and I don't do this, then you and I may well spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it once was like in America when men were free."

The Gipper, Ronald Reagan, March 1961

PART ONE

Start by learning what makes America exceptional. 

Your about to motivate like George Friggin' Patton. 

Hell yeah! You know you want a piece of this action. 

START NOW

PART TWO

Use what you learn in step one to Americanize your family.   

With our help you teach your kids the true story of American Exceptionalism.

Bonus! Your kids totally dominate the poor little dudes whose parents are baked out of their minds at a Bernie rally.

SERIOUSLY. START NOW.
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